An old farmer went to a cattle show to exhibit a favorite cow, for which he had high hopes of winning first prize. On learning the result, and that his cow had been placed fifth, his anger knew no bounds, and rushing into the ring he attacked the judges. “Why is my cow not first? What are her faults I’d like to know?” At this point one of the judges approached him and answered: “Her faults, my good man, are somewhat akin to your own. She lacks good breeding.”