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Prison Wisdom

"It would be helpful to you," said the prison visitor, "if you could take a motto and try to live up to it."

"That's right," replied the convict. "I would like to select, for instance, 'We are here today, and gone tomorrow.' "

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  • 1906
  • Temiskaming Speaker

Visit

"I am so glad your sister enjoyed her visit to us."

"Oh! well, she is the sort of girl who can enjoy herself anywhere you know."

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  • 1906
  • Temiskaming Speaker

Love knows no bounds

"What made you propose to her on the steamer?"

"I wanted to prove I could love her even when she was sea-sick."

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  • Newspaper
  • 1906
  • Temiskaming Speaker

Diamonds

"Grandad, what makes a man always give a woman a diamond engagement ring?" 

"The woman."

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  • Newspaper
  • 1906
  • Temiskaming Speaker

Dark Ages

Why did they call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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  • 1906
  • Temiskaming Speaker

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